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Reason #43 that getting old sucks

You can no longer enjoy coffee without having it go straight through you and feeling safe in the knowledge that you'll have easy access to a bathroom for at least 4 or 5 hours. I love coffee and it used to be able to have thermos-fulls of it with zero effects whatsoever. Now I can't even have half a cup before the rumbles begin. So sad.


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