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Reason for Americans to Support Scottish Independence

You won't have to get Piers Morgan again.

Yes, Piers Morgan has promised to move to America again if Scotland votes 'no' to independence, bringing his unique brand of douchebaggery (it is too a word, Firefox!) with him.


Apparently, he is aware how much people dislike him, but being a narcissist who is unable to stop talking about himself, the best he can promise is to inflict more Piers Morgan on an innocent populace.

*shudders* Just go away, Piers.

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