... and vast amounts of it:

After seeing the news about the impending divorce of the head of Amazon and richest man in the world, PapaBear and I had the following conversation:

Me: I don’t get it. Not that money can solve all of someone’s problems, but if we had millions and millions of dollars, we wouldn’t have any big problems left to argue over!

PapaBear: How so?

Me: Well, we wouldn’t argue over money, we’d just each spend it on what we want, and we’d both get into amazing physical shape, and have amazing, crazy sex all over the world.

PB: Well, what’s stopping you?

Me: I worry too much about money. Duh.

PB: OK, but we could still get into amazing shape and have wild crazy circus sex wherever we want!


Me: ........ I guess? But it would be easier with piles of money. Like, one of the places I want to bone is on top of a pile of gold. You know, like a dragon’s hoard?

PB: You know, it might be best that we never have millions of dollars. That sounds painful.