This is going to be an all-caps post because I am fucking PISSED.

THEY INSTALLED OUR WOOD FLOOR WRONG. THEY DIDN'T LEAVE THE 1/2" GAP ALONG THE EDGES WHICH MEANS WHEN THE WOOD INEVITABLY EXPANDS ALL THE BOARDS WILL WARP. I AM GOING TO FIND THEM AND I AM GOING TO FUCKING BURN THEM. OUR WOOD IS GOING TO BE FUCKING RUINED WITHIN A YEAR. I AM SO INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

ALSO MY HUSBAND JUST CALLED ASKING ME TO CHECK THE HOURS FOR THE DUMP. HE CALLED FROM HIS FUCKING SMART PHONE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.

EARLIER HE ASKED ME TO GO BUY A SWIFFER SWEEPER FOR THE WOOD AND I BOUGHT ONE AND CAME HOME AND ONE WAS ALREADY FUCKING THERE. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT? HE ASKED ME TO USE THE SWIFFER DUST SWEEPER THING ON THE FLOOR BUT THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN NAILS. NO, SORRY, I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP TWENTY FUCKING NAILS WITH A GOD DAMN DUST MOP, YOU FUCKING MORON.

NONE OF THAT WOULD REALLY ANGER ME, I'D JUST BE ANNOYED, IF WE HADN'T JUST THROWN AWAY $5000 ON FLOORS THAT WILL BE RUINED IN LESS THAN A FUCKING YEAR.

OH, AND THOSE NAILS? THEY'RE FROM THE TRANSITIONS, BECAUSE OUR FLOOR IS FLOATING, THEREFORE NO NAILS. THESE TRANSITIONS, HOWEVER, ARE THE WRONG FUCKING TRANSITIONS.

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SO FURIOUS.

ETA: So now I've learned that my awesome mother in law came over this morning and swept the floors for us since she knew we were moving in today. She left her swiffer there so we could use it when we were done moving. Now I feel bad for being angry at my husband about that, even if I didn't get a chance to say anything about it. Oh well, one thing off the list to be mad about!

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I need opinions. If they were already stupid enough to fuck this simple thing up, should we call them and trust them to fix it properly or should we just buy a tool and fix it ourselves?