For sale on Craigslist. Featured on Huffington Post . In your mind: FOREVER.

"Does that couch cushion look like a labia? What about that ottoman? Clitoral?"

A little Art Deco, no?

EDIT: Haven't we all sat on a leather couch and started to see weird things in the folds? Or do I apply the cloud-gazing practice to too many things?

EDIT 2: I SOOOO wanted this as a huge image on the main page.