Welp, I totally didn't overspend on this little dude. Nyope. Definitely didn't treat my credit card like a magical mood-altering device. And buying it in a slightly too-small size? This brave move will certainly boost my commitment to weight loss, definitely a smart decision all around.

(But I love it I love it I love it and since I can't return it I hope you all agree that it is perfection.)

(ETA: To be fair, I buy ONE ITEM from All Saints every year during their only percentage-off sale, and if it's good enough for Nicole Scherzinger then damnation it's good enough for me!)