When you woke up this morning, did you ask yourself "I wonder how long it will be before godless sodomites turn America into Nazi Germany?" Fortunately for us, Rick Santorum's new propagandumentary, One Generation Away, gives us the answer right in the title (and no, I did not make up the comparison to the Nazis).

Put on a sweater-vest, blend up a frothy Santorum Shake, and join Rick on his adventures through Real America®. Listen intently as he talks with God-fearing nutjobs such as Mike Huckabee! Gasp in horror at the mere allusion to the struggles of Human Being, Inc. Hobby Lobby in the name of religious rights even though their recent Supreme Court victory undermines his message! Be completely oblivious to the irony of only mentioning one religion in a movie that's supposedly about religious freedom!

Remember, America: only YOU can prevent buttsex.