That thing when something goes down the wrong pipe and you end up having a coughing fit? That just happened to me, except I wasn’t eating or drinking, I just breathed wrong. This is the second time this has happened to me this week.
Also, two nights ago I somehow crushed my pinkie finger in my sleep. When I woke up I honestly thought I had broken it (I definitely didn’t, it just hurt a lot).
So I am definitely going to die by my own hand in the dumbest way possible.
What’s up with you all this Thursday?