Looking for timely updates on overseas corporate deals? Curious about how global expansion of American businesses may be impacting other nation's economies?

Well, fuck you. Tough shit.

The International Business Times.

That sound you hear is the collective death whimper of journalists everywhere.

This morning, I had to stop writing about a shooting in our nation's capital, so I could make a poll asking if people think Jaden Smith is 'going to far.'

*sigh*

This is from my blog, where I keep all the nice things I don't want the rest of the Internet to play with and break.