Responding to reports that his mother, Mia Farrow, told Vanity Fair that it's possible that her biological son Ronan is Frank Sinatra's son (rather than the son of her then-husband Woody Allen), Ronan wrote the following on Twitter:

Slow claps all around.

Now let's all dwell on the fact that this is what made the most major news from that article, not the allegations that Woody also sexually abused his daughter, Dylan, when she was 7. Dylan, who now goes by Malone, says she didn't know whether or not to speak out because she thought that that was how all fathers treated their daughters.