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Does anyone else just not give a flying fucking rats ass about this kid? I'm sure it's a beautiful little blessing of joy to William and Kate and fam, but seriously? It's a baby. It shits and pukes and sleeps and cries just like every other fucking baby on earth. Why am supposed to care about it? WHYYYYYY?!!!!!

And this goes for every other baby that a celebrity gives birth to. Can't we get back to talking about Miley Cyrus' twerking skills or Tara Reid or...something? Shit, I'll take a Screech sex tape at this point.


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