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Sad (Innate Whining Ahead)

My bifday is on Sunday, and my mother keeps asking me if I have plans. Does trying to be asleep for that exact 24 hour period count as a plan? No? Then no mother, I do not have plans.

She wants to go out to lunch at Applebee’s. That is not a place I enjoy. So I guess she’s made a plan for me. Joy . . .


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