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Sad panties

I have this gigantic pair of granny panties that I wear when I’m down because a) they’re comfy af and b) they are really funny to me. They are bright orange, with a probably 3 inch wide waistband of fluorescent fuchsia lace (which is holey cuz I catch my nails in it all the time). That waistband makes them extend up above my belly button by multiple inches. Across the butt, in glitter, is written in a “sassy” font: SUGAR MAMA.

They are ugly, they are stupid, and pulling them halfway up my belly makes bad days just a little bit better.

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Does anyone else do this?

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