Don't read if you're delicate.
I have a milk clot. Every other clot I've had has been near the nipple, which, while excruciating, is quickly fixed with hot compresses and an enthusiastic feeding. This one started out IN MY ARMPIT. I'm doing all the things to fix it, and it is getting better, but in getting better it hurts more. FUCK.
I'm going to just stare at that unicorn and keep feeding Piglet, I mean, Applet, until it goes away (comes out).
Told you you didn't want to know!