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So how come no one has answered my communiqués about hanging out and getting crunk? But most importantly, why do I care? All the kids in my neighbourhood are dressed up as little clowns and hula girls for Purim, why don't I just hang out with them? They are all eating cotton candy, which is undeniably superior to green beer.

ETA apparently SPD is tomorrow, I am a dum dum, and probably now have a reputation alcohol-wise. Them's the breaks!


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