Last night, I seem to have discovered an actual delicious salad that I came up with and made myself. SHUT UP THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR ME. Amounts not listed because AMOUNTS AIN'T HOW I ROLL.

Raw spinach
Crushed peanuts
Shiitake mushrooms
Pickled ginger
Asian sesame/ginger dressing

I AM THE SALADLANDER.

ETA: I AM ALSO THE SALAMANDER, THANK YOU AcidMartini.