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So, take out your favorite grain of salt (mine is Himalayan pink) and get ready for this. Kris Jenner is fighting back! She's insisting her show is not cancelled. Did Queen Latifah make it work? No. Did that guy from Survivor make it work? No. Did Anderson Cooper? No. Did Tempest Bledsoe make it work? No! But that was probably because everyone hated Vanessa.


So Kris Jenner's show isn't going to work either; even stunt queen baby North stuff will not help.

Do you have your salt handy still? Because, there's also perhaps some trouble on the home front for Kris. Khloe admitted a bit ago that her mom and Bruce, who have been married for 22 years, haven't been living together. A "source" tells us:

There were also promo photos for her talk show [Kris] that she wouldn’t approve because she realized she wasn’t wearing her ring in them...She made sure they never saw the light of day...They don’t do anything together unless it’s filmed...They haven’t slept together in years and pretty much just have a business relationship at this point.

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Remember the stories of people in Bieber's neighborhood being pissed about his driving? So he drives just like you think a too rich 19 year old with fast cars would drive, his friend kept crashing his cars, and now this. He was pulled over for running a stop sign and

Cops noticed that JB did not have a valid California driver's license, something new residents of the state are required to have within 10 days of moving to CA...Sources say Justin was cited for running the stop sign and for driving without a valid California License. JB was ordered to get out of the driver's seat — and his passenger was allowed to drive the car home.


Hold on to your salt for this. Now, this doesn't mean he doesn't have a valid license, just not a valid CA license (residents are expected to get new ones when they move to a new state). I still find it funny.

Salt still out? Apparently Valerie Harper, who has terminal brain cancer, may be competing on Dancing with the Stars. Doctors only gave her 3 months to live in March, but she's staying strong. I hope it all works out for her.


Okay, salt away. These are real life, real true stories.

Cute family alert! Paula Patton, Robin Thicke, and their son Julian frolic at the beach. Did you guys know they've been together for 20 years? God, I hope the rumors of him cheating aren't true. But, oddly enough, even Paula admits she's suspicious at times.


Continuing my shipping for yesterday, George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are looking super cute in Venice. I know it's not the start of something, but let's pretend it is! They look good.

You know how I told you about the Twerk song. Here you go if you want to hear it. "I came up in this party time to twerk" is an actual lyric...sigh.

It's Lea Michele's b-day. I hope her the best.


The Soprano daughter had a kid.

For our 90s jam of the am: Baby Give it Up! Damn I miss those hats.

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