Good evening, lovelies.
Let's begin with a divorce. Or separation. For those of you keeping count, it's been like 4 in the past few days (Fatone, Zeta-Jones/Douglas, and maybe the Jenners and the Odoms). But here's another!
It's a good thing he got to be friends with that chair. Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina broke up. I blame the reality show...and the fact that he's been married tons...and if you pressed me, probably the 35 year age difference. Dina came out of rehab a few months ago and now they're done. As seen in the pic below. Reality itself has bent to their divorce!!
I think Shailene Woodley from The Secret Life of the American Teenager is a Jezzie. She tells Flaunt that
I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm to get my food. I make everything from my own toothpaste to my own body lotions and face oils...I could go on for hours. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul.
Idiots at Flaunt didn't ask her about lentils, but clearly she uses them to make her clothes, lotions, oils, medicines, cheese, and even the show (you guise, it's motion capture lentils!). LENTILS! WHAT!
More baby news! Fergie and Josh Duhamel had a kid. A boy named Axl Jack. Axl Jack is petty badass. No hate here.
I've never liked James Franco. He seems like the type who'd be at the club, dancing up on you, tell you how it's a feminist act if you buy him a drink, talk a good game, go back to your place, be disappointing in bed and then talk for 30 mins about how great he was.
I think I've been right! He's now telling people working on his The Sound and the Fury movie that working for him is pay enough. The casting call reads
For those wanting to work with James, that in itself can be considered great currency ... He is a fantastic director and quite loyal to his actors!! This story is both deep and rich
Deep and rich, eh? The story may be both, but I think he's only one of those.
Odds and Ends:
Water is wet. Heat is hot. Kris Humphries says the obvious.
Gisele and Tom have suuper cute kids.
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Power Rangers, Tommy sky dives. 20 years later and I still don't forgive him for breaking up Red and Pink.
If you needed a reason to watch Scandal, Lisa Kudrow will now be on it.
And here's the lady who pretends to be dumb on Fox and Friends to twerk. Good. They killed twerking and we can move on.