You GUISE! My insides are practically contorting with potent, needy, liquid desire!

50 Shades of Grey has been cast! Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam are set to play everyone's creepy, not so sexy, inner-goddess invoking couple. Dakota, who was in 21 Jump Street, is the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. Charlie is the guy from Sons of Anarchy and the original UK version of Queer as Folk.

It's coming out August 2014. As you wait, try to relax. Otherwise the muscles inside the deepest, darkest part of you may clench in the most delicious fashion.


More shots have been fired in the never ending drama between Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn and her husband are going to be in a "reality" show. Brandi claimed they asked her to be on the show, but she turned them down.

But according to LeAnn and Eddie's people, that's not what happened

Brandi’s agent saw one of the producers of LeAnn and Eddie’s show at an event recently and approached him about Brandi being on the show. Of course, it’s not what LeAnn or Eddie want to do at all, so they never responded to her formal approach,” the source told us. “Not content, the agent contacted VH1 a few days ago asking for $25,000 a show without ever being solicited for it.

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Thank God between everyone's reality shows we can witness the aftermath.


Aw...Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are dating! And taking cute walks with their dogs!

"They had a great foundation going in so it has been going very well, they've been spending a lot of time together," a source told Us Weekly. "Justin and Finn get along very well I hear, which is very important to Amanda of course. [Long's] a big dog person, I can attest to that."


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Harry Styles hates twerking, you guise. And he wants you to know why!

I think it's quite inappropriate...Especially for the age groups it's aimed at...I think it's, you know, promoting promiscuity.


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