Moving to once a day and at night, but this just means more tidbits for you. Yummy, gossipy tidbits.

Let's begin!


Thought I was always more of a Beakman's World sort of girl, I like Bill Nye. He knows his science shit and that means a lot to me.

But does he know his dancing shit?!?!

He'd better, because he's on Dancing with the Stars now! The rest of our Stars are (make sure you read this with a boxing announcer's voice:

  • Elizabeth "She's So Excited" Berkley and Val Chmerkovskiy
  • Corbin "That Guy From High School Musical" Bleu and Karina Smirnoff
  • Brant "He's on Pretty Little Liars" Daugherty and Peta Murgatroyd
  • Bill "One of Those Blue Collar Comic Guys" Engvall and Emma Slater
  • Valerie "Rhoda" Harper and Tristan MacManus
  • Keyshawn "Football Player and Now On ESPN" Johnson and Sharna Burgess
  • Christina "Love Don't Cost a Thing, but the Movie not the Song by JLO" Milian and Mark Ballas
  • Bill "The Mother Fucking Science Guy" Nye and Tyne Stecklein
  • Jack "Son of Ozzie" Osbourne and Cheryl Burke
  • Snooki "Jersey Shore" Polizzi and Sasha Farber
  • Leah "Dad Wanted Her Pinned to a Real Preppy, Not Zack" Remini and Tony Dovolani
  • Amber "Mercedes from Glee" Riley and Derek Hough

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They were right about Harry Connick Jr! He, J "I Sang Love Don't Cost A Thing But Wasn't in the Movie"LO, and Keith Urban will join forces to judge American Idol this year. Don't they all look thrilled?


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Time to get the Dog Pound back together! Arsenio's new show premiers in a few days! I know some of you may be too young to know who he is, but trust, this show's gonna be good. Perhaps in a bad way, but his first week's guests include Chris Tucker, Ice Cube, Lisa Kudrow, Earth, Wind, & Fire, and Angela Bassett. We'll finally figure out what happened to Chris Tucker!

Later in September, Nick "I Was Also in the Love Don't Cost a Thing Movie and My Wife Replaced JLO On AI But Then Left After a Year" Cannon will also appear.

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Alec Baldwin stole my baby name! First it was Angelina "I'm going to rename a 3 year old Pax" and now it's Alec "Ruining Jinxie's Carmen SanDiego Joke" Baldwin! If this keeps up, I'm stuck with Cinzia and people will pronounce in Sinzia.

My only payback is that baby Carmen keeps them all night crying. At least I hope it's them and not a nanny.


Biebs pulled suspicious powder photos.

Jack Nicholson is retiring.

Gwen Stefani may be pregnant with the 3rd coolest kid in the planet.

Simon Cowell's going to have a boy. They'll probably wear the same size t-shirts.

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Loki and I have the same crush.

Gisele sings...