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Don't wipe at your screen. The view finder is part of the dress. And yes, that does look like New York because Lindsay Lohan's in New York...which is a little odd because people were expecting her in Venice to promote her latest movie. The director certainly expected her to be there, but nope. She did however, post a little note on her blog

Along with the positive messages and words of support of “The Canyons” at VFF, I am sending my own to the cast, producers and the amazing Paul Schrader. I am so grateful for the extraordinary experience of being a part of this film. Unfortunately, I have to clear up these reports. I was never confirmed to attend. Of course, I would have enjoyed returning to that wonderful city and being a part of this amazing event, but my focus is on my health and well-being. Plain and simple, it is of the utmost importance.

<3, Lindsay

The movie's director is saying she confirmed, she's saying she didn't, but I don't think it really matters. This movie was always going to be a nightmare and Lindsey is generating attention for the movie no matter where she is.


Let's face it, how many of us are just counting down the days until we can play The Canyons: The Drinking Game?

Oh, Biebs. He was at a Toronto night club (I assume in he was hunched over and dressed in his leather MC Hammer pants) being all Biebery when he decided he'd mingle with the non-specials in the non-VIP room. And that when some dude had to ruin it for everyone by trying to tackle him.

I mean, I know he's small, but he's not a leprechaun. There's no pot of gold involved. Stop tackling people at the club!


And of course his bunch of burly bodyguards immediately brought the guy to the ground...and then Biebs kicked him a few times. He talks a good game and gets pretty physical after his bodyguards have taken down the threat. Police weren't called this time.


Miley Cyrus admits she's fucked up...but not for reasons you'd think. In a really weird interview which I'm surprised is real, she tells the Mirror's Sunday edition that

I have so many f***ing issues. I am so f***ed up – everyone does dumb stuff when they are messed up. I don’t have a normal life...

During Hannah Montana I think people knew I was acting. I’ve never been able to hide anything, a bit like Justin Bieber. Others who have been on kids’ shows try to act like their characters – but I’m not like that. I never pretended I was as good as the Disney Channel writes.


Yeah, this is hard to gauge. Is this a woman screaming for help? A pre-adult trying to look cool? Is Miley just a member of the Keeping it Real club? Will it eventually go wrong? Did she really just compare herself to the Biebs??!?!

Want juicy Scientology gossip? I doubt you're going to get any (their lawyers are too good), but Leah Remini will be the 1st guest on Ellen's new season. She's been on fire since leaving the church—Dancing with the Stars, she's writing a book that should make cash, and now this.


Much better than where she was early this summer: fired from the Talk a few years ago, her most recent show cancelled, and always telling us about JLo.

See, it's being IN the church that helps your career—it's leaving it.

Sorry to end this on a bummer, but bad news, you guise...

Your boyfriends have all left you:


Your girlfriends have all left you:

Umm...on the bright side you might have today off?

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