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Sarah Palin War on Christmas Sound Board!

There was the Jezebel article on Sarah Palin's new book centered on the OMG DID YOU GUISE HEAR ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!?!? But I was SHOCKED to see that they missed the BEST PART of Palin's (or New York Magazine's) Christmas gift to us all (especially you non-Christians).

GO NOW TO THE SARAH PALIN SOUND BOARD!

In it you will be prompted to click on nearly 20 little ornaments where you will then see a nut cracker-like Palin spout some of the best lines from her book. You'll hear such hits as:

An angry atheist with a lawyer is one of the most powerful persons in America.

Because hearing a word you don’t want to hear is a big freakin’ dill (deal).

Hoo-ah! I couldn't have said it better myself.

And many more!

Seriously, it's the best thing about her rearing her bump-it hair-do in the public again. We need to do an audio contest to see what horrific liberal sound-scape we can put her voice on.

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