There was the Jezebel article on Sarah Palin's new book centered on the OMG DID YOU GUISE HEAR ABOUT THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!?!? But I was SHOCKED to see that they missed the BEST PART of Palin's (or New York Magazine's) Christmas gift to us all (especially you non-Christians).

GO NOW TO THE SARAH PALIN SOUND BOARD!

In it you will be prompted to click on nearly 20 little ornaments where you will then see a nut cracker-like Palin spout some of the best lines from her book. You'll hear such hits as:

An angry atheist with a lawyer is one of the most powerful persons in America.

Because hearing a word you don’t want to hear is a big freakin’ dill (deal).

Hoo-ah! I couldn't have said it better myself.

And many more!

Seriously, it's the best thing about her rearing her bump-it hair-do in the public again. We need to do an audio contest to see what horrific liberal sound-scape we can put her voice on.