I'm not caffeinated yet so I'm not going to explain much, just remember that The Daily Currant is a satire site, ok? The Daily Currant calls out The Onion for calling Malala a c***.

The Onion Calls Malala Yousafzai a ‘Cunt’

Parody newspaper The Onion apologized today after calling 16-year-old human rights activist Malala Yousafzai a "cunt" on its Twitter feed.

The Pakistani native was a favorite contender to win a Nobel Prize this year for promoting women's education in Islamic countries. That same work made her a target of the Taliban, which attempted to assassinate her last year with a bullet to the head.

They even went so far as to make a fake Twitter account for the Onion so they could embed this tweet: