What’s shakin’, lentil shitasses? I assume the East Coast is asleep by now. I’ve got a can of Murphy’s stout in front of me, I am wishing I had bought the Harp, too, I’m preheating the oven to bake the sourdough that was rising all afternoon/evening, I’m prepping soda bread and scones to bake tomorrow morning before hitting the parade, there is creme fraiche fermenting on the counter, I have Deadpool 2 on DVD, and since I used a comma between each independent clause as well as before the conjunction, this is not a run on sentence! Who is staying in tonight? What are you doing?