Ugh I almost backed up over a Yorkie puppy in my car earlier. Because my neighbors in the end of the building are fucking useless. I BARELY saw the dog in the sideview mirror, and being a puppy (and only having like 7 functioning brain cells in its puppy brain) it just stood there and looked at me.
Anyhoo, parked the car, got the puppy, and had this lovely conversation with the neighbors.
“Hey, I almost killed your dog.”
- “Thanks for bringing her over.”
“Yeah, you can’t just let her walk around unattended.”
- “Well, we’re just dogsitting and we don’t have a leash.”
“Yeah, you can’t just let her walk around unattended. It’s against county law as well as the neighborhood bylaws to have her out in an unfenced area offlead and unattended.”
- “Well, we don’t have a leash and we’re just dogsitting.”
“Go to the goddamned dollar store and spend $2.18 on a leash and collar, for fuck’s sake!”
And then I left. As you may imagine, that last sentence was not said in a low, polite tone by me.
Anyhoo, that was my evening. Ooh! And I got a popcorn popper for $10 at Macy’s.
What are you all up to?