Well, dinner plans were canceled and my poor sweetheart wants to be left home alone with his cold and his irritated eye. So I’m currently starting The Crown and want to hear about your first crushes and how that worked out.
My first crush was named Kyle. It was kindergarten in 1987, I was 5 and he had a mullet. He was the tallest in class and I was the shortest. I wonder whatever happened to him.
I asked GC and he said he doesn’t remember his, but he remembers getting proposed to by two girls in kindergarten. He went home a very upset little playboy, and his mom assured him he did not have to get married to either of them.