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Saturday Night Plans?

I just shoved my mouth full of grocery store sushi (rice, avocado, salmon, and cream cheese - ALL THE FATS!).

My plans for the night include:

1. exfoliating

2. shaving (it's the first shave in a long while, gonna be like Sasquatch found Gilletes)

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3. spray tanning!!! I'm sick of being pasty!

4. making chili

5. hard-boiling eggs

6. wine

Things will probably not occur in that order.

What are y'all up to tonight?

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