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Say it with me, "Ovaries and uteruses (uteri?) are assholes."

This is one of my current favorite gifs and it happens to be the appropriate time to toss it out there. I know ovaries and uteruses are not actually assholes. That would be very strange. I didn't want to call them dicks, because that seemed even weirder.

Maybe they're bastards.

Whatev. To hell with them (for now).


(This is not how I think of my lady bits, we generally have a very good relationship. I swear something is trying to tear its way out. It ain't pretty up in here right now.)

As you were.

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