This is one of my current favorite gifs and it happens to be the appropriate time to toss it out there. I know ovaries and uteruses are not actually assholes. That would be very strange. I didn't want to call them dicks, because that seemed even weirder.
Maybe they're bastards.
Whatev. To hell with them (for now).
(This is not how I think of my lady bits, we generally have a very good relationship. I swear something is trying to tear its way out. It ain't pretty up in here right now.)
As you were.