Gas Station, Kotor.

Man with a bunch of tattoos, to me: I like your tattoo sleeve, very beautiful!

Me: Thanks!

Man with tattoos, to my fiancee: So are you! I love you!

My fiancee: *laughs hysterically into a cooler of iced tea*

Man with tattoos, to me: You are so handsome! *Throws a Euro down on the counter for his beverage, dashes out without waiting for change*