Student: Are you going to have kids, Ms. AskimBenim?
Me: Probably in a year or two. Why?
Student (horrified): I DO NOT WANT YOU TO
Student: YOU WILL HAVE TO DO NASTY THINGS TO HAVE A BABY
Then I had to line them up for dismissal.
My husband and I have recently starting seriously thinking about trying for a kid fairly soon, so this was odd timing.
(I let their parents know about this conversation and they’ll be getting the Talk soon.)