Scooter, seen in happier times below, was seen cage dancing in a seedy nightclub (known in our universe as the Muppet Theater).

Though known to adopt various different identities in the past, Scooter seems to have made the wrong life decisions in The World in which Kermit was Never Born.

(all images from Muppet.wikia. Seriously, this has existed since 2002! Found it while doing distracting work about 1940s Montreal brothels. Welcome the image to your nightmares, folks!)