So my building management has decided they need to detect all of the dog poop DNA. Ok, fine. My dog is tiny and we keep clean. Well in order to track DNA everyone needs to bring their dog into the management office for swabbing.

Only they are only doing these swabs for free for two weeks, from the hours of 9-5. Everyone with a dog who does not get this done within the 2 weeks will be fined $350. WTF I don’t have PTO to just take off to have my dog tested for something he shouldn’t get in trouble for, and I shouldn’t be fined for having a full time job!

I have to call back on Wednesday morning because they don’t have any available times except for around the hours of 10-2pm. Everyone is at work at those times, you assholes.