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Yesterday I got a Fitbit (be my buddy because I really can’t handle trying to be buddies with my marathon running family members). I then realized you could link it to My Fitness Pal, which I am still figuring out technologically (be my friend there too!). AND THEN I downloaded Pokemon Go because I don’t like being left out, and found it very pleasurable. Look at these transitive property or some shit equations:

  • Steps + Fitbit/MyFitnessPal = Extra Food
  • Pokemon Go = Steps
  • Pokemon Go + Fitbit/MyFitness Pal = Extra Food

So we can literally think of this like I am getting treats for catching Pokemons.*


*Might not be the healthiest way to think about this.

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