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Seasons in Texas, ranked

1 (tie). Spring, Fall

3. Marching Band

4. Football

5. Outdoor Art Festival/Sever Thunderstorm

6. That fake spring that always happens in February where the weather is glorious for two or three days, getting you all springified and then turning back to shit weather

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7. Pledge drive

8. Huntin'

9. Winter

10. Being hit by a car while on fire and the car is on fire

11. Summer

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