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There is a breaking news headline on CNN.com that Bieber's piss tested positive for Xanax and pot last week.

WHO FUCKING CARES?!

I'm sorry, were they recently bought out by The Sideboob Gazette Huffington Post. Am I hallucinating this bullshit.

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IS THERE — LITERALLY — NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT HAPPENING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW?!

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