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I despise shavng. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I always look slightly unshaven, think Don Johnson in Miami Vice. I got a call about my cpap mask leaking according to their reports. I went in. The woman asked “Are you growing a beard”.

I glanced at my mother she did not look happy at all.

I said “no”. I did not add I shaved last night but did not think chin really needed it.


She said “stubble under the lips and chin can cause leaking. Its probably why we get messages of your mask leaking. Yes leaking is from bottom of mask.”.

I did get a different sized mask. A smaller one. I have two now.

Guess who said “you need to shave better”.

Note it was not me. Hint it was in the car.

Dudes we need to shave more often if we have this device.


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