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Sexiest Pizza Topping?

I brought this up in an open thread, but it deserves its own post. What is the sexiest pizza topping, and what does a pizza topping say to you about a person?

Long story short, I have an upcoming pizza date with a fancy chef. And now I'm totally gonna judge everyone's sexual prowess on their pizza. What say you? What pizza topping is most and least sexy? State your case!


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