Of course the Groupthink page would trim the main photo to just show my cleavage. HEY KINJA. MY EYES ARE UP HERE.
Sexy Arthur Dent with nightgown showing. Note the sexy robe, sexy nightgown, sexy bra hanging out because said sexy nightgown doesn't cover my gigantoboobs, and sexy towel. Sexy babelfish not pictured. Shown below, a closeup of the custom eye shadow color that I made to go with the nightgown, followed by one of the steps required to get my completely straight and lifeless hair to have any body at all.
Now there is a Cute Boy Person in my bed and I need to brush my hair out so I can join him. :) Goodnight!