I'm just going to play this on repeat today and hope that it gets me out of my procrastinatory funk in time to finish my paper and maaaaaaybe get laid tonight.

If anything will get me to do it now, it's going to be someone singing a sexy tune into my ear. DO IT NOW anotherbev.

(In all likelihood, I'll get 3/4 of the way through the paper before texting my bed friend at 8pm. Sexytimes will spur me on to finish the paper tomorrow, right? Please enable me).