While I'm drudging though work I think about people I'd like to sex up. It's my go-to activity to make the day go faster, so I do it a lot. Like, a lot. Sometimes celebrities, sometimes meat space people. Occasionally coworkers. I've been working away, lost in sexy daydreams about a coworker when that coworker walks into my office and for a second I can't comprehend anything they're saying. It's a little awkward, but thankfully I'm generally awkward so they don't think anything is amiss.

How do you get through crappy workdays?

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