A coworker brought us all See’s Candies chocolate lollipops. At first I was OMG BEST THING EVER. And then a few minutes later I was like wow this lasts waaaay longer than a tootsie pop. And then 10 minutes after that I was sick of it and threw the rest of it away because I needed to leave and was worried about driving with a candy lollipop backfiring when merging on the highway.
tl;dr I think those are the chocolate version of Wonka’s Everlasting Gobstoppers.