I was lining up my fourth graders for recess today.
A few kids were bouncing basketballs.
I said, “Everyone, please hold your balls.”
Cue... giggles and immediate regret.
I lectured them on how they were fourth graders and should be mature enough to hear that. Which is a lie, and I know that because I’m in my thirties and I still think balls are hilarious. I lied to my kids, you guys. I’ve become the sort of person who would deny someone the right to laugh at “balls.”
What words have you regretted?