"Lesbians don't like me"

My mom's response, "Probably because you say stuff like that."

My response, "It's not just lesbians. I don't like you right now either."

He tried to defend himself, but eventually retreated to the position that he was just joking, which is the closest he gets to admitting that he was wrong. I shudder to think how much worse he would be without my mom, sisters, and me to correct him. How were we raised in the same house???