This website is a special, special place guys. Let's play a game with it. I'm going to post a picture of the most bizarre pair I've found there so far, and y'all are going to try and top it in the comments. IT'LL BE GREAT FUN. Because Fuck Tuesday.
The website: www.urbanog.com
The shoes: these beauts.
The disclaimer: I actually own a pair of boots from this mecca of bizarre footwear, that I got for super cheap on sale, that are actually both comfortable and have held up pretty darn well. SO I make fun, but I actually like this site quite a bit.
GO FORTH AND FIND SILLY FOOTWEAR, MY FRIENDS.