You know you’re in too deep when you go to the dressing room and the attendant makes you hang some stuff up because you’re over the try on limit.

I’ve been on a huge shopping binge lately. I bought an absurd amount of skincare last night, and today I bought a ton of clothes including a yellow dress made out of material that is a cross between a couch cushion and a padded bra, and an obnoxiously chartreuse cardigan. I had to, it was $5 marked down from $52. Oh, also stuff that is work friendly and not comically bright.

What have you been blowing all of your money on?