For allowing me to get these amazing jeans 50% off at Gap last weekend. I've worn them for a week straight. I can't bring myself to take them off long enough to wash them, even though I've definitely dropped pizza and ranch dressing on them. #Squalor. They are perfection and I should have bought more of them when I could get them for half off. THANK YOU BITCH PUDDING FOR MAKING MY BLACK JEAN DREAMS COME TRUE!

<— me every morning when I put those jeans on.