Not sure if this is new to anyone else or I am late to the game, but I heard these lovely poems on the radio this morning. I really don't like starting the day with high blood pressure, and I admit hearing this made me a bit road ragey this morning.
Imagine getting one of these little gems?
We're sorry you missed the shower!
There was fun and games to be had
The food and drinks not too bad
The loot was a plenty
But we looked high and low and found none from you
Not even a shiny penny!
Babies need a lot
Of this fact we all know
So we've included some shops below!
If none are to your liking, and that we understand
Then grab a pen and get to writing
For checks are to our liking!
The *** Family is registered at these stores and checks can be mailed to this address.
For those who had attended and had given her gifts that weren't to her liking.
We loved seeing you at the shower
Remember how the gifts they did tower?
We sorted them for hours
Upon sifting and sorting we noticed something amiss
For your gift didn't match the list
To fix your situation we listed our stores below
But a check could also help us flow!