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Shut up brain: a dream journal

I am currently VERY GRUMPY because I literally didn’t sleep because I kept having nightmares I left my work computer in my car and it got stolen. I even got up in the night, and went to make sure it was, indeed, in my house where I knew I’d put it. But to no avail. So now, I present to you: Zombie Hello_America, typing nonsense into the abyss at work.

Share your dreams or nightmares or other ways your horrible brain sabotages you.


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ETA I forgot to mention that I thought I lost my phone yesterday, spent a little while looking for it, gave up since I was thinking I needed a new one, felt sad, and then looked down and it was in my damn bra like 3 hours later.

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