We're all aware of the geek tears after the news about Ben Affleck being cast as Batman. From the We the People petition some neckbeard typed up in between gulps of Mountain Dew and handfuls of Cheetos to the death threats, it has been so goddamn annoying.
"But Daredevil," they cry. Look, Daredevil is my favorite superhero and that movie was a pile, but Ben Whofleck was far from the worst thing about it. He certainly wasn't the thing that ruined it. Why does no one blame Mark Steven Johnson, who directed and wrote the thing?
And now I've heard that these whiny bitches are crying about Elizabeth Olsen being cast as Wanda Maximoff/the Scarlet Witch in The Avengers 2. And this whining basically amounts to "But I can't fap to this!" As if she's some hideous troll goblin (she isn't) and as if that's the only thing that matters. It reminds me of the crying that happened when Shailene Woodley was cast as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2.