My dog is fairly smart. She knows her way around the apartment complex pretty well, but does NOT understand the vertical nature of apartments. She knows her way to *her* apartment. But doesn’t understand the difference between the 3rd floor version (were she lives) and the same apartment on the 1st floor. When we go out for a walk and then return, she is often infuriated at me for walking past *her* apartment on the way to the elevator or stairs. She is like, “it’s right there stupid human. Right there. That’s our apartment. What’s wrong with you!?!” She thinks I’m an idiot. Today, she was dumbstruck during such a temper tantrum when a stranger walked out of *her* apartment.

Tell me the funny ideas that your pets hold near and dear to their hearts.